2014 Bad Joke No. 233

What do you call a scientific plant?

A chemis-tree.

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Anonymous asked:

I just wanted to say thanks for the laughs. I just had a bad surgery and it's nice to find ways to smile :)

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You are very, very welcome :-)

I hope you feel better!

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perpetualpizza asked:

Knock Knock Who's there? A cow goes A cow goes who? No, silly, a cow goes moo!! HAHAHAHAHA.

A

Excellent.

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good-gollie-miss-mollie asked:

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Argh!

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akingslifeisnice asked:

What did chef Kanye say to the egg? Omelette you finish. 😂

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Haha, I like it!

2014 Bad Joke No. 232

  • Kid: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a group of fish!
  • Doctor: That's because it's time for school.

Q

Anonymous asked:

Can you do a fish joke?

A

I can indeed :-)

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Anonymous asked:

there is a cute waitress at the cafe across the street from where i work. i'm using your jokes to flirt my way into her heart. thanks pal.

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THIS IS EXCITING.

(Please invite me to your wedding)

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roytonkid asked:

You should find some steak jokes, because steak jokes are a rare medium well done

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This is so good it hurts.

Now I want steak.

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Anonymous asked:

thank you for being a small light in the darkness

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You are more than welcome :-)