2014 Bad Joke No. 112

Which kind of bug is made of glue?

A stick insect.

2014 Bad Joke No. 111

  • Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a falling feather!
  • Doctor: Well, you seem very down to earth.

Q

Anonymous asked:

The baby corn asked its mother corn where is the papcorn..

A

Teehee

Q

prinzesselisa asked:

Ups, i forgett ,You aren't German. YOU ARE FANTASTIC:)

A

I am not, though I am thrilled to hear from people in all languages. (and now I know how to compliment someone im German!) I am very glad you like the blog :-)

Q

to-everything-and-back asked:

What do you call a snobby criminal falling down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

A

Hahaha I love that!

Q

worksforwhiskey asked:

Q. Why didn't the melons get married? A. Because they cantaloupe!

A

Aw, poor melons.

2014 Bad Joke No. 110

What do you call extra laughter?

Hu-more.

2014 Bad Joke No. 109

Which pig eats other pigs?

Ham-ibal.

Q

rule-breakrr asked:

What kind of breakfast does a tree eat? Oakmeal!!

A

Nutritious, delicious, and also funny :-)

Q

hip-hop-helicopter asked:

Who's the funniest Disney princess? Re'pun'zel. Hahaha

A

Love it - you’re on a roll!