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I’m having a weekend away. This isn’t normally an issue for the site, since I’m very efficient with this joke-writing lark now, and generally prefer the internet to the company of most humans, so I still check and update. But this time I’m in a super-pretty part of the English countryside where there is virtually no signal - wifi or otherwise. So I’m having an enforced mini break until Monday, when I will be back with all of this weekend’s jokes.

I hope everyone has a good weekend!

libby-da-hippie: Another one for the elephant in the fridge: You have to cross a river to get to the meeting called by the king of beasts. There is a sign that says the river is full of alligators and piranhas. How do you cross it? You just swim across, all the animals are at the meeting!

This elephant is a popular elephant!

Anonymous: Is there anything you can't make a joke about????

Technically, I suppose not. Although sometimes it’s a bit like pulling teeth and the results are terrible, but that’s like any other creative pursuit (ooh, get me with my ‘pursuits’!) My point is, I don’t have any special skills, but I think that’s encouraging, because it means anyone can do it if they put their mind to it!