2014 Bad Joke No. 108

What do monsters drive?

Fear-hicles.

Q

rule-breakrr asked:

Why did the sticky note cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chickens foot!

A

Wahey!

Q

ifitmeansalottoyouthencatchme asked:

What did one penny say to the other? I don't need your two cents.

A

Haha, I like it :-)

nerdy pick up line if you never heard this one

Baby if you were written in a font you’d be FINE PRINT!

Q

Anonymous asked:

I laugh so hard at your jokes I'm in Payne (get it Liam Payne from 1d) Haha I'm so AmaZAYNE! (Get it Zayne Malik from 1d

A

I have to be honest, I would not have got it without the brackets, but that is because I am very prematurely middle aged (At age 24) and don’t know anything about these people. However, I’m very glad you enjoy the jokes, and I very definitely applaud you making up your own! :-)

Codzilla

Everyone’s afraid.

2014 Bad Joke No. 107

Which giant reptile are fish afraid of?

Cod-zilla.

Q

pincho32 asked:

What do you call it when a chicken has an affair? APOULTRY

A

Haha, that’s great :-)

Q

shujin69 asked:

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says..."is this a joke?"

A

It must be. Speaking as an English(wo)man, I can confirm that we are *never* in bars. 

Honest…

Q

kyliekawaii asked:

Why couldn't the bicycle stand on it's own? It was two tired!! :D

A

Excellent :-)