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redeyesfoxdemon asked:

How do cats make their coffee ? With a purr-colator. :}

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Haha, I like this both for the joke, and also for the mental image of kitties sitting around a drinking coffee and talking about their day, because apparently I am very domesticated in my daydreams…

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Anonymous asked:

I just want you to know that I love your blog more than anything because it allows me to use puns on my boyfriend constantly. <3

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I am very glad you like it. And that you do that, because I bet it means you’re the FUNNEST person.

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mrpens007 asked:

What did the rug say to the floor? Don't move, I got you covered.

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Haha, I like it :-)

2014 Bad Joke No. 212

What do you call a police officer with lots of friends?

Cop-ular.

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Anonymous asked:

Can you make more jokes about cops

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I’m sure I can!

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Anonymous asked:

Q: what do you call a cow with one are and one leg? A: lean beef! Q: what do you call a cow with no arms and no legs? A: ground beef!

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Multiple classics :-)

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mh-buttaz asked:

What kind of dessert do chickens being to parties? Coup-cakes...

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Hahaha excellent.

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i-lovf-you asked:

Did you hear about the hipsters who drowned? They got caught in the mainstream.

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I love it.

2014 Bad Joke No. 211

What’s it called when a group of cows make puns?

Herd - play.

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Anonymous asked:

how about some word play jokes :)

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I’ll see what I can do :-)